Jeff FoxworthyThe problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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When people get into the role of a designated driver, they become an official guardian of someone else's fun. It is a position that has to be taken seriously and treated with respect. The person who spends the night as a designated driver is not only responsible for getting people home safely, but also for ensuring that everyone arrives home safely. In this situation, both the person who is being driven and the driver have a lot of fun.
The problem with being a designated driver is that you have so much fun yourself. You're very social and you're always having a good time. Every time you drop your friends off at their homes, it feels like a party because you’re still having a good time.
On the other hand, when you drop them off at the wrong house, it’s not going to feel nearly as much fun as it should be.
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